Meme...

Ok, so out of sheer boredom, and for shits and giggles, I completed the meme that was on Karen's blog. Enjoy, and if equally bored, do one on your blog too. No need to thank me - my pleasure:

Part One:
Name: Mars
Birth date: April 29th
Birthplace: Sharjah, UAE
Current Location: At my desk, laying eggs and writing this (I'm a multi-tasker)
Eye color: Dark brown - although I asked Santa for green eyes this Xmas.
Hair Color: In working progress - but preferably in red.
Height: 5'6"
Righty or Lefty: Ambidextrous - which means I can kick your ass with either leg and/or arm. But write with my left.
Zodiac sign: The Bull - stubborn but dependable. And rather sensuous if you please.

Part Two:
Your Heritage: A mutt. But mostly from the Indian subcontinent.
The shoes you wore today: My mules. The pretty black and red ones.
Your weakness: Pretty boys apparently...and food
Your fears: rather inappropriate to say here. But something on the lines of bodily functions at the wrong time.
Your perfect pizza: extra cheese and beef pepperoni
Goal you’d like to achieve: Getting my Master's in Film production, have my own production house, be famous, adopt a child, get married...not much really.

Part Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: k.
Your first waking thoughts: *smash alarm phone with fist and muttering about the cruelty of life while trying to go back to sleep*
Your best physical feature: Between my ears.
Your most missed memory: I wouldn't know as I missed it.

Part Four:
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. They all suck. I sworn off all carbonated drinks.
McDonalds or Burger King: Depends on my mood.
Single or group dates: Need to be on a date first to decide that.
Adidas or Nike: Eh? Whoever made this quiz is an elitist brand whore.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea is Ice tea - who cares where it's from? Brand whore.
Chocolate or vanilla: Choco baby!
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither - I get high.

Part Five:
Smoke: shisha...yumm.
Cuss: At drivers - especially in Dubai.
Sing: Yup - I'm a karaoke-ho.
Take a shower everyday: You nosy perv. Of course I do.
Do you think you’ve been in love: If you read my blog, you'd know.
Want to go to college: That's kinda my goal.
Liked high school: Not really.
Want to get married: Depends on the groom.
Believe in yourself: Perhaps.
Get motion sickness: Only when I'm in the air. Hate flying.
Think you’re attractive: Ja!!
Think you’re a health freak: Not at all. My stomach is a waste disposal. The junkier it is, the better.
Get along with your parents: Love my mommy. That's about it.
Like thunderstorms: I love them. Especially when there's someone around to cuddle with.
Play an instrument: I used to until some bitch stole my recorder in 4th grade.

Part Six: In the past month….
Drank alcohol: Malibu baby!
Smoked: shisha...again.
Done drugs: nothing beyond my loony pills
Made out: That's for me to know and you not to find out ;)
Gone on a date: Again, if you read my blog....
Gone to the mall: This is Dubai - every second building is a frikkin mall.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope. Not in a while.
Eaten sushi: Urgh - hate raw fish.
Been on stage: The whole world is a frikkin stage...
Been dumped: Thankfully, no.
Gone skating: I'm not that stupid. I'm vertically challenged on ice.
Made homemade cookies: I will soon.
Gone skinny dipping: Again, something for me to know - nosy buggers!
Dyed your hair: As I said, work in progress - jeez don't you read?
Stolen anything: no, except hearts....

Part Seven: Have you ever….
Played a game that required removal of clothing: hehehe....wouldnt you like to know you kinky perv.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Only once. For experience.
Been caught “doing something”: Always. Because I'm always doing something.
Been called a tease: Maybe Ill tell you the answer. Maybe not.
Gotten beat up: Yes - by furniture. They're out to get me I tell ya!!!!
Shoplifted: By mistake. But I paid for it. So not really shoplifted.
Changed who you were to fit in: Too often.

Part Eight:
Age you hope to be married: Before I hit menopause.
Names of children: Something pretty. And something that won't give room to get their ass kicked in school.
Describe your dream wedding: Just hubs and me sign a piece of paper, go to our own little suite, and later throw a party for close friends and family.
How do you want to die: Not soon enough.
Where do you want to go to college: Wherever has a damn good MFA degree.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A bit too late to be asking that buddy.
What country would you most like to visit: Greece. To old Acropolis ruins.

Part Nine:
Number of drugs taken illegally: without prescription? hmm...lost count.
Number of people I could trust with my life: 2 or 3.
Number of CDs that I own: digital baby - CDs are soooooo outdated.
Number of piercings: 6, and an extra one that shut close because someone stuffed cake up my nose.
Number of tattoos: Permanent - zero. Temporary, plenty.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: My name is too damn common to not be in the newspapers.
Number of scars on my body: Two.
Number of things in my past I regret: The day I was conceived. Damn condom musta been leaky.