Grimm Personals...

If fairytales needed the internet to find their true love, how would their ads go?

Subject: SB looking for PC
Dear Prince Charming,
I am a young, beautiful princess who has a slight flaw – I’ve been cursed to sleep until my true love awakens me with a kiss. Will you be my true love’s kiss?
Yours truly,
Sleeping Beauty
PS: Even though I’m only 20, I’ve been sleeping for a while. I hope you don’t mind the 100+ year gap. I still look very young for my age. And I’m sure my clothes are vintage-chic by now.

Subject: Looking for the right fit
Dear Lady,
The minute I saw you, I knew you were the one. Unfortunately, you ran off before I could propose and left your slipper behind. I still have it with me and I’m waiting for your delicate feet to slip back in to it and in to my life. If you see this, please meet me at my castle. Only ladies with size 4 or smaller feet may apply.
Yours truly,
Prince Charming

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